By Eric Shore
STUBBY P. EYES (DICKS!) IS AN OUTLANDISH VERY WILD AND NAUGHTY “PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR” experience OF loopy WANDERLUST AND funny SPONTANEITY.
STUBBY P.EYES (DICKS!) is written to offer YOU the reader that digital enjoyable time mind exploration of pleasure and stimulation that might take your brain on a trip.
DO you're keen on BEING younger?
DO you love BLOWING IT OUT as soon as IN A WHILE?
DO you love occurring holiday AND GETTING clear of THE on a daily basis BULLSHIT we need to care for? no longer announcing IT’S ALL BULLSHIT yet all of us have to TAKE A holiday and feature a few FUN!
THE better part OF lifestyles IS THE “FUN!”
HOW in regards to the snicker? HOW in regards to the sturdy instances? HOW concerning the intercourse? HOW concerning the song? HOW concerning the sturdy foods and drinks? HOW approximately nice workout AND the outside? HOW approximately nice CONVERSATION?
PEOPLE! I’M conversing approximately freeing FUCKING FUN!
WE ALL have to TAKE OUR HEADS OUT OF OUR ASSES every now and then AND odor these ROSES AND speak WITH OR MEET a brand new PERSON.
CONVERSATION feels like A overseas item WITH the entire expertise. LET’S commence starting UP OUR MOUTHS (UNLESS you have got undesirable BREATH and want to comb these the teeth OR consume a few MINTS) AND proportion a few attention-grabbing issues rather than residing in the back of ALL of these diversified SIZED digital SCREENS.
STUBBY P. EYES (DICKS!) has you concerned about a wanderlust event that may provide you with that stimulation for your middle, brain, and soul until you're feeling such as you have already died on your middle, brain, and soul. If that’s the case, you really want to leap begin your center, brain, and soul and begin residing. STUBBY P. EYES (DICKS!) gets you started.
Join up with Scooter Hurtsom, Fran Manness, Elroy Shorski, Lenny Losneck and the remainder of their comrades and THE CLEVELAND REVELERS. take part the investigative tactical endeavors with unabridged humor as those men and their helping forged and cohorts are their real selves and don’t carry again just like the “Joneses”. persist with this deepest investigator tale that's special with its motion, HUMOR and kind A CHARACTERS. IT’S NAUGHTY and infrequently great FOR THAT SEXINESS that is continually sturdy AND is often wanted!
The tale starts off in SCENIC AND appealing WILMINGTON, NORTH CAROLINA and hits difficult in a single CLEVELAND ROCKS, OHIO!
As in my first novel SURF SUSPENSE, STUBBY P. EYES (DICKS!) is written to offer YOU the reader these myriad of human sensations that make lifestyles worthy residing and make us search out these solid feeling and strong smelling and sturdy every little thing day-by-day reports.
ONE factor ends up in ANOTHER!
The previous asserting not anything enterprise not anything GAINED!
NO threat NO REWARD!
NO enjoyable capacity NO LIFE!
Enjoy STUBBY P. EYES (DICKS!) and its story of personal research which takes you on a trip of rambunctious smart adventurous horny hearty soulful wonderment and adrenalin looking in your consistent appeal and dependancy to HAVING that groovy FUCKING TIME IN lifestyles!
ARE YOU WITH ME?
“You loopy fuck-er. You learn and feature a lot enjoyable. You drink cola and consume popcorn. You don’t take unload in the course of analyzing. Farts are allowed. How approximately a few Raisinets? Wash and wipe your arms prior to turning the pages. imagine tropical. imagine paradise. Don’t take into consideration sun flares and forthcoming EMF. imagine holiday! paintings to dwell now not reside to paintings. you're allowed to take unload now. simply wash your fingers afterwards.”
BE fortunately CONTAGIOUS!
Most of all, (Think of George Carlin) get pleasure from your self AND forget about these “CRAPPY” DAYS. IT’S ALL approximately THAT STIMULATION on your mind AND dwelling lifestyles TO ITS FULLEST MAN!
Enjoy STUBBY P. EYES (DICKS!)
Your reliable time buddy
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Stubby P. Eyes (Dicks!) by Eric Shore